Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Not-So-Shocking Celeb Splits

Believe it or not, I used to respect Pamela Anderson. She doesn't take herself seriously. She does a lot of good for animal rights. But it looks like she just can't get her love life together. After just four months of marriage to Kid Rock, complete with several wedding ceremonies around the world, the couple has called it quits. Some people think it was their differences when it comes to animal rights -- he's a hunter, she's SO not -- and there have been rumors that Rock was more temperamental than Tommy Lee. Regardless of why the couple split, I'm guessing it's for the best. They seemed to bring out the white trash in each other. Not that that was a difficult feat. But a wedding reception in a bikini? Trashy not classy. I guess it's good they broke up when they did. I'd hate to see their white trash Christmas.

And apparently the virginal Hilary Duff and boyfriend Joel Madden has split. I never quite understood what the 27-year-old rocker saw in the 19-year-old teen queen.

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